you smell like craigslist.
welcome to my crib
used to be speakinggleek
used to be speakinggleek
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
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I was reading a fic and
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sam:
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
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i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again
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I can hear this commercial in my head
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This is the best shit that ever happened
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shippers that respect actors (◕‿◕✿)
shippers that respect who the actors are dating (◕‿◕✿)
shippers that aren’t douche bags (◕‿◕✿)
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when you message a friend in your usual goofy/obnoxious manner and it turns out something serious happened to them like their dog died or whatever and you just
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the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
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